Showing posts with label aquatic boys. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aquatic boys. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Fake Taiwanese



Unimas representative..

Emmy Goh Ling Ling

Such a gorgeous lady: CIk Siti Nursafura!
Patut la ado orang suh kim salam :)


Maaf yer kalian.. Saya memang gatal tangan :)

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Girls, Boys and DotA

Great Concentration
1. A man whoplays DotA will pay alot of concentration in the game because he is in love with the game. This is good in the future as they would love their own choice of job. Plus, the sexiest manly moment comes when they are concentrating in doing something so you should find a chance to look at him while he is playing DotA then you will understand what I am saying is the truth.

Dont Give Up Easily
2. DotA players do not give up easily and it's the same spirit like athlete in sports. Besides that, they have the experience to resist failure for example DotA players tend to argue and scold each other noobs if you do not have that positive attitude to resist, you might already given up (applies in real life).
Guys who play DotA do not give up easily in real life too =D.

Gentlemen
3. In DotA no matter how badly you had been pawned and bullied, you must have the gentlemen attitude and accept the truth, game end, defeated, bullied, tortured, yet you have to say GG (Good Game). To be straightforward, DotA players are humble and careful which is a good requirement for choosing a husband =P

Very Patient
4. Extremely Patient-The game doesnt begin with a win, DotA players fight their best to earn a favourable situation by planning, farming, ganking or breaking towers, they need to slowly control the possession with patient n calamity in their mind. So choose a husband that is so patient la.. Can live forever with him peacefully

A Very Good Sandbag
5. Solid defending attitude- Every DotA players surely had been fully skilled and torture by their opponent before and surely had been torment to unavoidable death. Since they already know their fate, they still put on a smiling face. It means that it is great to have a boyfriend that you can scold and hit yet still smiling. So, if you wanna beat your partner, he will let you beat.

Very careful, Very Observant
6. Cause DotA is a game that must observe your surroundings so you can sense what your partner feels la.. and very considerate.

Alert & React Faster
7. DotA players response faster than you think, they are very alert. Their response are obviously faster compare to non-DotA players. So pick a guy that knows how to response spontaneously to be your life partner.. Not necessarily Jet Li or Jackie Chan but pick a guy that is smarter (DotA players =DD)

Good Knowledge In Handling Computers & Internet
8. You can randomly choose a DotA player and he will talk to you 3 days 3 nights from choosing a system unit to a mouse to a keyboard until how to operate it to the requirements required or keeping yourself up-to-date to the recent technology. In the future, surely computer and internet will dominate the world so choose a guy that knows how to operate computer and internet to be a husband else go out laugh by people.

Can Accept Shocking News Or Pressure Easily
9. No matter you are ready or not you will be gank by the enemies. Dunno when you will die out of sudden also. So every DotA players are not afraid of anything that suddenly occur to them. In life we always have problems and problems, if a man give up easily when facing a problem, do you still choose him as your life partner?

Good Planners
10. Knowing what to do every moment is the basic instinct a DotA player should be very good at. Means DotA players should know what to do always in planning, ganking, calculating opponent level and experience, watching their steps where they would appear next, spotting the enemy gathering spot and the way they attack. They will manage their life properly for example next day is your birthday party, should plan ahead and nicely. Next day go buy rice and also remember to buy sauce.

Know How To Earn Money
11. In DotA money is the main source of income, no money equals to no items, no items equals to no matter how you play also wasting time. So every DotA players also got a very good habit, earning money, after farming so hard to earn the money, finally can buy the item they want after saving it for so long, Sacred Relic (3800 gold). So find a DotA player, means finding a man who earn money and save it so your future will be very nice. At least husband earn, and wife spend.

Very Good In Resisting Beautiful And Sexy Gals.
12. When facing beautiful gals like Lina, you wont even give her a chance to seduce you, sending her to her base immediately. So find a DotA player, gals sure no need to worry, they are very loyal.

Teamwork
13. DotA players are willing to sacrifice themselves for the team. Sacrifice their lives in order to make sure their attacker earn money easily in the end. This kind of people in family or in society can think and care of others and do not have a selfish attitude.

In conclusion, not every DotA player can do very well for the points mentioned above but it does not mean they do not have the ability, is you have not discover and investigate the possibility. So give them more time, else you may regret for whole life. DotA is not only a sports or match for testing skills with opponent, it is also one of the important tool for a gal to choose their life partner. Choose a DotA player, it is the way to pursue happiness =)


Notakaki: Benda ni aku jumpa kat Notes kawan aku. Walaupun x setuju, tapi dah macam agaksetuju la.

:D

Monday, December 28, 2009

welcome to CHili the Great

kerana sudi mencemar Duli ke iNcOmpLEte.





Welcome~

Sunday, April 12, 2009

budak-budak zaman skrg

adakah Lelaki ini menangis


kerana ini?

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Mari Berkenalan Dgn Abang2 Akuatik

1.  Awangku Shahrir Naqiuddin Bin Awang Suhaili
  • nama manja shahrir, shah, abg gurin, naqiu(?)
  • asal bintulu, sarawak
  • diploma dr UPM kampus Bintulu
  • mempunyai keperibadian yg tinggi (dan mulia?) kerana pernah bersekolah agama di kuching (satu skolah dgn dyg nurfaizah)
  • insomniac, susah untuk tidur dan susah juga untuk bangun pagi untuk ke kelas Prof. Shabdin
  • seorang perokok tegar
2.  Chili anak Lingang
  • nama panggilan chilli, safee sali, tiny
  • jejaka iban yg berasal kapit, sarawak
  • juga diploma dr UPM kampus Bintulu
  • dianggap sebagai 'abang' kepada kawan2 yg lain kerana perbezaan jarak usia yg agak besar
  • disegani, dihormati, dan ditakuti oleh junior2 sewaktu di sekolah, di UPM serta di Unimas sekarang ini
  • gemar berfalsafah dan sering mengeluarkan ayat2 yg berguna utk panduan hidup kpd kawan2
  • memiliki set karaoke peribadi kepunyaan sendiri di kamar tidur
3.  Sanip Bin Mia
  • panggilan manja : nip, sanip, emo, mo
  • jejaka kelahiran labuan
  • seorang yg hyper emosional dan berfikiran kurang rasional apabila berkaitan dgn cinta, air mata, hati dan perasaan
  • gemar menyendiri, melayan perasaan kesepian dan kesunyian serta gemar menangis di dalam bilik sambil ditemani roomate yg setia (raymond)
  • berkebolehan bermain futsal dengan lincah persis Ronaldinho meskipun ketika dalam keadaan normal mode berjalan dengan sungguh perlahan
  • memiliki cara larian yang mirip naruto
4.  Wan Zabidii Bin Wan Morni
  • nama manja : abet, abeto, senpai, wan
  • berasal dr petrajaya, kuching
  • disenangi ramai dan mudah berkawan
  • mempunyai hukum yang tersendiri
  • memiliki certain part of anggota badan yg sangat menyerlah, mampu mebuatkan wanita berasa iri hati
  • berpenyakit kuat berpeluh, tetapi tidak berbau
  • sangat baik hati, patuh serta pemurah terhadap rakan2
  • susah untuk memahami maksud optimistik
5.  Zainal Abidin Bin Daud
  • panggilan mesra : jenal, zainal, boss, nal
  • berasal dr terengganu (kelantan?)
  • penghuni tetap kolej TAZ 
  • gemar berpaling tadah terhadap kelas sendiri : duduk bersama rakan zoology sewaktu kelas ED, memakai baju Zoology sewaktu fieldtrip aquatic
  • namun begitu, sering memberi sepenuh sokongan terhadap apa2 aktiviti akuatik yg dijalankan
  • memiliki ilmu persilatan Silat Penyu yg dipelajari di kampung halaman dan bercita2 untuk menyebarkannya di bumi kenyalang    

6.  Engku Mohd Syukri
  • nama manje : syuk, engku
  • berasal dr kelantan, kini menetap di kuantan, pahang
  • memiliki personaliti yg menarik, paling macho, hensem dan bergaya di kalangan pelajar akuatik
  • metrosexual, tetapi bukan homosexual mahupun bisexual
  • jejaka idaman gadis2 dari kelas2 yg lain, termasuk adik2 junior
7. Victor Buckand anak Dusim Oh
  • nama gelaran : vic, victor, mate
  • gangster berasal dr T****n L**u
  • tagline : 'hello, mate!', 'besha le'
  • seorang kaki pukul, pusher dan ahli anggota kongsi gelap samurai Tabuan, sebelum insaf dan dibentuk menjadi baik dan budiman oleh kekaseh hatinya (credit to Marcie)
  • Penjaga goal pasukan futsal akuatik yg SANGAT digeruni lawan
  • berkebolehan meng'tune' gitar dengan menggunakan telinga sendiri dengan bantuan rakan2
8. Nazarudin Bin Jahidin
  • nama manja : naza, za
  • berasal dr Petrajaya, Kuching 
  • seorang gangster jalan raya bersama dengan Hiluxnya, terutamanya di pada malam hari
  • tidak merokok tetapi gemar menghisap shisha
  • seorang pemain DOTA yg hebat walaupun hanya memakai hero Meepo, Puck atau Treant Protector
  • gemar berkaraoke lagu2 Awie dan Hattan
  • berpenyakit sedut2 hisap2 terutamanya ketika tidak dapat menjawab soalan exam
  • paling slumber dan relax di kalangan pelajar lelaki aquatic
9.  Zainul Ariffin Bin Anuar
  • nama panggilan : enul, zai, zainul
  • berasal dari Kota Samarahan
  • bahagian paling sensitif adalah di bahagian belakang lehernya
  • cepat terangsang
  • gemar menggigit
  • disuspek oleh kawan2 memiliki saka harimau dr keturunan nenek moyangnya kerana terlalu gemar menggigit (bilangan mangsa sehingga kini : 4 orang)
  • meminati anime (dan hentai?)
  • tidak suka ponteng, tetapi gemar tidur di dalam kelas
10. Lee Jun Chesh
  • nama panggilan : chesh
  • Pandai menyanyi dan bersuara lunak merdu
  • sering mengikuti pertandingan2 nyanyian di sekitar Kuching
  • gemar melakukan senaman aerobik pada waktu lapang
11. Hii King Ming
  • nama manja : King Ming, Tokey, 
  • gemar bermain DOTA sehingga larut malam
  • juga perokok yg agak tegar
  • berperangai agak keji tetapi tetap berhati mulia
12.  Hii Kah Hung
  • panggilan mesra : Allen
  • seorang yang agak alim dan patuh kepada agama
  • sentiasa memberi sokongan terhadap segala bentuk aktiviti yg kelas aquatic jalankan
  • mudah mesra 
  • budak baik



p/s : segala gambaran yg diberikan ini hanyalah berdasarkan pandangan penulis sahaja yg telah bersama dengan mereka selama hampir dua tahun. sebarang ketidakpuasan hati, kutukan dan kejian bolehlah dilontarkan pada bahagian komen. terima kasih - sapik