The truth revealed...

Who's missing me right now?

=> i don't want to loose my powerful writing skill. So, i have to do this!

:P

Blackmailing

N3 ini khas ditujukan kepada Umi Cik Biah sebab dia dah tak ada akaun facebook!

Kawan-Kawan

Kalau nak kahwin jemput tau,,,

Kalau ada keje kosong, ajak2 la..

SELAMAT MENGANGGUR....

:d

Girls, Boys and DotA

Great Concentration
1. A man whoplays DotA will pay alot of concentration in the game because he is in love with the game. This is good in the future as they would love their own choice of job. Plus, the sexiest manly moment comes when they are concentrating in doing something so you should find a chance to look at him while he is playing DotA then you will understand what I am saying is the truth.

Dont Give Up Easily
2. DotA players do not give up easily and it's the same spirit like athlete in sports. Besides that, they have the experience to resist failure for example DotA players tend to argue and scold each other noobs if you do not have that positive attitude to resist, you might already given up (applies in real life).
Guys who play DotA do not give up easily in real life too =D.

Gentlemen
3. In DotA no matter how badly you had been pawned and bullied, you must have the gentlemen attitude and accept the truth, game end, defeated, bullied, tortured, yet you have to say GG (Good Game). To be straightforward, DotA players are humble and careful which is a good requirement for choosing a husband =P

Very Patient
4. Extremely Patient-The game doesnt begin with a win, DotA players fight their best to earn a favourable situation by planning, farming, ganking or breaking towers, they need to slowly control the possession with patient n calamity in their mind. So choose a husband that is so patient la.. Can live forever with him peacefully

A Very Good Sandbag
5. Solid defending attitude- Every DotA players surely had been fully skilled and torture by their opponent before and surely had been torment to unavoidable death. Since they already know their fate, they still put on a smiling face. It means that it is great to have a boyfriend that you can scold and hit yet still smiling. So, if you wanna beat your partner, he will let you beat.

Very careful, Very Observant
6. Cause DotA is a game that must observe your surroundings so you can sense what your partner feels la.. and very considerate.

Alert & React Faster
7. DotA players response faster than you think, they are very alert. Their response are obviously faster compare to non-DotA players. So pick a guy that knows how to response spontaneously to be your life partner.. Not necessarily Jet Li or Jackie Chan but pick a guy that is smarter (DotA players =DD)

Good Knowledge In Handling Computers & Internet
8. You can randomly choose a DotA player and he will talk to you 3 days 3 nights from choosing a system unit to a mouse to a keyboard until how to operate it to the requirements required or keeping yourself up-to-date to the recent technology. In the future, surely computer and internet will dominate the world so choose a guy that knows how to operate computer and internet to be a husband else go out laugh by people.

Can Accept Shocking News Or Pressure Easily
9. No matter you are ready or not you will be gank by the enemies. Dunno when you will die out of sudden also. So every DotA players are not afraid of anything that suddenly occur to them. In life we always have problems and problems, if a man give up easily when facing a problem, do you still choose him as your life partner?

Good Planners
10. Knowing what to do every moment is the basic instinct a DotA player should be very good at. Means DotA players should know what to do always in planning, ganking, calculating opponent level and experience, watching their steps where they would appear next, spotting the enemy gathering spot and the way they attack. They will manage their life properly for example next day is your birthday party, should plan ahead and nicely. Next day go buy rice and also remember to buy sauce.

Know How To Earn Money
11. In DotA money is the main source of income, no money equals to no items, no items equals to no matter how you play also wasting time. So every DotA players also got a very good habit, earning money, after farming so hard to earn the money, finally can buy the item they want after saving it for so long, Sacred Relic (3800 gold). So find a DotA player, means finding a man who earn money and save it so your future will be very nice. At least husband earn, and wife spend.

Very Good In Resisting Beautiful And Sexy Gals.
12. When facing beautiful gals like Lina, you wont even give her a chance to seduce you, sending her to her base immediately. So find a DotA player, gals sure no need to worry, they are very loyal.

Teamwork
13. DotA players are willing to sacrifice themselves for the team. Sacrifice their lives in order to make sure their attacker earn money easily in the end. This kind of people in family or in society can think and care of others and do not have a selfish attitude.

In conclusion, not every DotA player can do very well for the points mentioned above but it does not mean they do not have the ability, is you have not discover and investigate the possibility. So give them more time, else you may regret for whole life. DotA is not only a sports or match for testing skills with opponent, it is also one of the important tool for a gal to choose their life partner. Choose a DotA player, it is the way to pursue happiness =)


Notakaki: Benda ni aku jumpa kat Notes kawan aku. Walaupun x setuju, tapi dah macam agaksetuju la.

:D

be careful, guyS

Future Cik Biah

Tadi aku jalan2 kat alam maya ni. Then, tetiba aku terjumpa gambar ni. Terus aku teringat kat ko mi! Ada 2org! Aku ingat nak dedicate n3 ni kat umi & jenal, tp since umi je dapat dive, so, this n3 special n exclusive dedication for Ms. Umi Salbiah bt Husin. Aku yakin ko akan jalani kerja ko dgn success!

-all the best, Umi-

p/s: klo ada sesapa yg g jenjalan kat Underwater World, Langkawi bulan 5-7 ni then ternampak makhluk seperti gambar di atas, cakap kat dia ko kawan aku! Sekian~

Exam Competition

due date : 6 April 2009
Location : UNIMAS Gemilang
Participants : Aquatic 2nd Year Students

syarat penyertaan:

1. berumur 20 tahun ke atas
2. tidur max 4 jam sehari
3. mata mestilah lebam dan bengkak

Pemenang akan memenangi Pakej Latihan Industri di tempat pilihan masing2.
Pengadil tertakluk kepada anda!

Keputusan adalah muktamad. Sebarang bantahan tidak akan dilayan

Earth Hour

credits to those who support the earth hour 2009..
tabik spring beb!!!
actually, we r at TAZ had done it a day before.
it's not only for 60 minutes but almost 6 hours..
see!!!
contribution from rumah hantu lagi banyak tau!

aku Super-setar

this's limited edition magazine that published on last 29th Feb 2009.

wanna bet??

aku adalah aku!!!

hidup aku hanya untuk

• family yg bahagia selama2 nya
• study yg hanyut ntah ke mana
• netball yg kalah semalam (no.2)
• klo sempat lagi; tunaikan wasiat ayahanda ku yg techenta!!!

aku xde masa nak menggatei weh!!
aku bahagia hidup solo molo ni
kawan2 aku semua dah ada
don't worry la!!!

gambar hanyalah hiasan semata2..
xde kaitan dgn yg hidup ataupun dah kembali!!!

notakakisebayan: cerita ini hanyalah monolog dalam filem terbitan lessCapaq!!!

nAk baLik!!!

rugi sapa2 xikut...

kursus PRA-perkahwinan

bakal isteri solehah..
sbb dia yg paling concentrate sepanjang kursus

ni pun sama gak..
calon paling bagus

dia ni pura-pura jerk..
jangan pilih dia..

yg ni lagi la..

1st slot je semangat..
then..
cam biasa..

let's the pict talk

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Notakaki:

• warna kulit adalah negligible (teknik pencahayaan kamera yang berbeza)
  
• xsemua adalah 'evil'
• dah terbukti yg kita semua dari genetic yg berlainan...
  

sempena alam baru =)

aku nak mintak jasa baik semua budak2 aquatic..

tlg la jaga hati kawan2 sendiri (xde kaitan ngan aku)

xbest la camni...
sebelum kata apa2..
try la pikir dulu..

(gurau lain, siyes lain tau)

jangan ingat kita jer yg betul

Nobody's perfect!!!





ada yang buta








ada yang sawan, tahap crirical plak tu...
(siap main ngan parang lagi)









ada yang terencat





walau siapa pun diri anda..

harus diingat..

kita hidup bermasyarakat..

sayangilah diri anda dan kawan2 anda...


"iklan ditaja oleh mc mah enterprise"

gambar hanyalah hiasan semata-mata..
xada kaitan dengan yg masih hidup atau pun yg telah lembali..

p/s: apa yg tercatat hanyalah sekadar ingin meluahkan persaan sesetengah pihak yg selama ini memendam rasa..
harap maklum

perasan atau tak??

persamaan gambar-gambar ini???








hehehehehehehe...

sorry kalau ada salah dan silap!!